It is now a common business practice to buy access to large language model (LLM) inference rather than self-host, because of significant upfront hardware infrastructure and energy costs. However, as a buyer, there is no mechanism to verify the authenticity of the advertised service including the serving hardware platform, e.g. that it is actually being served using an NVIDIA H100. Furthermore, there are reports suggesting that model providers may deliver models that differ slightly from the advertised ones, often to make them run on less expensive hardware. That way, a client pays premium for a capable model access on more expensive hardware, yet ends up being served by a (potentially less capable) cheaper model on cheaper hardware. In this paper we introduce \textit{\textbf{hardware and software platform inference (HSPI)}} -- a method for identifying the underlying \GPU{} architecture and software stack of a (black-box) machine learning model solely based on its input-output behavior. Our method leverages the inherent differences of various \GPU{} architectures and compilers to distinguish between different \GPU{} types and software stacks. By analyzing the numerical patterns in the model's outputs, we propose a classification framework capable of accurately identifying the \GPU{} used for model inference as well as the underlying software configuration. Our findings demonstrate the feasibility of inferring \GPU{} type from black-box models. We evaluate HSPI against models served on different real hardware and find that in a white-box setting we can distinguish between different \GPU{}s with between $83.9\%$ and $100\%$ accuracy. Even in a black-box setting we are able to achieve results that are up to three times higher than random guess accuracy.