In this paper, we develop a functional differentiability approach for solving statistical optimal allocation problems. We first derive Hadamard differentiability of the value function through a detailed analysis of the general properties of the sorting operator. Central to our framework are the concept of Hausdorff measure and the area and coarea integration formulas from geometric measure theory. Building on our Hadamard differentiability results, we demonstrate how the functional delta method can be used to directly derive the asymptotic properties of the value function process for binary constrained optimal allocation problems, as well as the two-step ROC curve estimator. Moreover, leveraging profound insights from geometric functional analysis on convex and local Lipschitz functionals, we obtain additional generic Fr\'echet differentiability results for the value functions of optimal allocation problems. These compelling findings motivate us to study carefully the first order approximation of the optimal social welfare. In this paper, we then present a double / debiased estimator for the value functions. Importantly, the conditions outlined in the Hadamard differentiability section validate the margin assumption from the statistical classification literature employing plug-in methods that justifies a faster convergence rate.