Bayesian optimization has emerged as a strong candidate tool for global optimization of functions with expensive evaluation costs. However, due to the dynamic nature of research in Bayesian approaches, and the evolution of computing technology, using Bayesian optimization in a parallel computing environment remains a challenge for the non-expert. In this report, I review the state-of-the-art in parallel and scalable Bayesian optimization methods. In addition, I propose practical ways to avoid a few of the pitfalls of Bayesian optimization, such as oversampling of edge parameters and over-exploitation of high performance parameters. Finally, I provide relatively simple, heuristic algorithms, along with their open source software implementations, that can be immediately and easily deployed in any computing environment.