Looking back at the history of calculators, one can see that they become less functional and more computationally expensive over time. A modern calculator runs on a personal computer and is drawn at 60 fps only to help us click a few digits with a mouse pointer. A search engine is often used as a calculator, which means that nowadays we need the Internet just to add two numbers. In this paper, we propose to go further and train a convolutional neural network that takes an image of a simple mathematical expression and generates an image of an answer. This neural calculator works only with pairs of double-digit numbers and supports only addition and subtraction. Also, sometimes it makes mistakes. We promise that the proposed calculator is a small step for man, but one giant leap for mankind.